"I realized the world is even colder than I am and the only thing that you have is good friends to keep you warm so I wanted to use my bitch powers to protect the people I care about." - Santana from Glee
Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

I’m confusee

(Source: flyingscotsman, via larry-proud)

newslavemovement:

http://newslavemovement.tumblr.com/
suicide-is-my-father:

✧
extramadness:

More animated quotes Here
Nobody notices.
I’m ready to say goodbye…
Don’t cry for me.
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